In the last week I’ve been: poked in the eye with a foreign plastic object, had my foot stepped on, been head butted, twice, kicked….in the head, kicked in the crotch, and had a cup thrown at me. I’m not sure I’m going to make it to Yordies’ 18th birthday. Although, I guess this abuse decreases with age since the amount of abuse from any one child seems to be inversely proportional to their age? Or maybe you just become a smarter parent and stop doing stupid things like leaving the plastic drink/desert advertisement holder within arms reach of a one year old or lifting a child high enough that they can kick you in the crotch/head?
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