If you’re going to feed your child in church*, please be advised that they don’t sweep the pews between the masses, so if your child spills raisins all over the floor, please pick them up. It’s rather gross to discover your kid is eating off the floor. And our neighbors at the mass we go to would appreciate it too since it usually results in a very loud child who doesn’t understand why they can’t have “raisins a la dust bunnies”.

*Side Rant: I’m not against feeding your kid in church; whatever you need to do to keep your kid occupied is fine by me. We tried it and it only resulted in a child walking around with a bag of Cheerios, but if it works for you, who am I to complain. But try to do it on the down-low, lest you want my kid joining you in your pew looking for a hand out.